My Drunken Starcom Best May 2026

We began in a familiar way: a group chat thread that ballooned from homework reminders to vague plans. The plan—if it could be called that—was to cruise down to a local dive that had a jukebox and a patio, the kind of place where the lighting was forgiving and conversations could swell without being overheard. Someone joked about calling our group Starcom, jokingly elevating our ragtag crew to the status of an interstellar crew whose mission was simply to orbit each other for the night. The name stuck. By the time we arrived, the label felt less like a joke and more like a brand for the quality of absurdity that night promised.